As I am getting old and wise, I have to accept the limits of
my own capabilities. I have condensed these deep philosophical
insights into a most beautiful pearl of poetry. I would like
to share these humble words of wisdom:
I am a teacher by profession,
mostly really by obsession;
But even though I boldly try,
I just cannot teach
pigs
to fly.
Instead, I slaughter them and fry.
Any sufficiently advanced poetry is indistinguishable from divine wisdom.
His holiness Pope Hugo Ⅻ.
